Ladies, this part is dedicated to you.
Have you ever gone into a grocery store and seen the employee giving away free samples? If you would take a moment, I would like you to visualize for a moment that you are approaching one of these areas. Now take a moment to assess your mindset at this moment.
You may be checking the cleanliness of the employee, examining the appearance of the sample item, and you may even go a step further to ask about the ingredients of the item in question. Would you agree that you would consider yourself somewhat guarded, or, at the very least, hesitant. There is a reason, which I will analyze in just a moment.
Now, dig if you will, (I love that phrase, by the way.) a picture of you entering into an ultra posh jeweler's boutique. You have an appointment to meet with the jeweler. He has an exhibit, behind locked doors, of the Hope Diamond. It is just over 112 carats in size and can normally be seen only in the Smithsonian Institute. However, you are able to see it, exclusively, at this boutique.
Men, this part is for you.
It common knowledge that men, whose moral code, as well as their primary objective, is geared towards premarital sex, often gravitate towards a certain "type" of woman. She may be shapely and/or scantily clad (near butt naked), she may partake of alcoholic beverages or other numbing agents on occasion, or may be known to be sexually active or even promiscuous. This scenario is not universal, but I would dare say that it is the norm, rather than the exception. Speaking as a former "womanizer", when a man is on "a mission", the goal is to undertake as few obstacles as possible, when navigating the pathway to a carnal conquest. The feminine characteristics that were detailed earlier, are simply 'markers' for a man, seeking pleasure.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I will address you both, at this time.
Ladies, please note that men require two key elements from a temporary relationship: pleasing eye candy and easy access. A woman who, anatomically, is on display, is communicating to the eyes of a man, the following messages: " 'Come and get it!' 'You can have what you see.' 'I want you.' "
Also, ladies, do note that men also require two key elements, as well, from a long term relationship: 'hidden candy' and the element of pursuit. Men are hunters. A man cannot hunt what is chasing him. Hence, the more hidden and illusive the desired person is, the more intensely the man desires to pursue and build a future with the woman. His desire explodes in the presence of a Hope Diamond that is at the Smithsonian Institute. Conversely, his desire is quickly quenched after he has "sampled" the 'free' goodies that were on display at the 'meat market'.
Please note that what is often intended to be conveyed by the sender (woman), versus, what is perceived by the receiver (man) may oftentimes, be the exact opposite as well. Herein lies the dilemma of broken relationships and broken hearts. What one wants is different from what another perceives. Why is this, you ask? Well, it is quite uncomplicated.
Universal Principle: What is on display will always have less value that what is hidden and inaccessible.
So the next time that someone tells you that diamonds are a girl's best friend. You can smile and reply, "But they are also a guy's best friend too." (A Hope Diamond.........that is.)
This concludes today's session with Dr. Wick Daddy. Sleep tight, party people.
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Dr. Wick Daddy
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